Life Before the Computer

  • Memory was something that you lost with age
  • An application was for employment
  • A program was a TV show
  • A cusor used profanity
  • A keyboard was a paino
  • A web was a spider's home
  • A virus was the flu
  • A CD was a bank account
  • A hard drive was a long trip on the road
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  • And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy... you just hoped nobody found out!